Welcome my loyal subjects. Time for some church up in this bitch.  Pastor Gainz is ready for his sermon.  I'm going to talk about two things that are near to my heart.  Indeed, these things are deemed most precious in the eyes of the Lord ... your Lord Wood.  I command you, my loyal and stalwart subjects, to go out among the people and  to protect and cherish that which I am about to reveal to you. These things which I hold above all else:

Weed
Bitches

Amen.

Pastor Gainz is tired.  Time to sip on some Hen and potion then slip into royal slumber.